Overrated things in life!!! Life isnt a movie!!!

So... i was driving to work listening to my regular "morning show" talk about the things they talk about ... and sometimes the subjects are stupid .. and that's when I throw in a CD and blast my way to work "listening" to something mind numbing until my car finds its way into the parking lot at work ... or .. other times I will listen -- if they decide to talk about something REALLY hilarious -- then i get to laugh my a$$ off all the way to work and wonder how I got here without crashing into someone on the way!!

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Today's subject:

The MOST Overrated Places to Have Sex!!!

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Callers were invited to call in and tell their stories.... and you know everyone listening is thinking "hmmm... what's the most ridiculous place *I* have done the nasty" ?!?! (you know YOU'RE thinking that RIGHT NOW, huh?!) Some of the more hilarious ones from the listeners....

- Lady Calls in: CAR HOOD... Bad Idea... She says….I was about 16 and my boyfriend and I thought it would be really cool to do it on the hood of his car while it was raining... You know? Like in the movies? It looks so Glamourous? So Sexxxxxy? Slippery? Wet? Hair Slicked back... Wet Bodies?? No!!! You struggle to keep you’re a$$es on the car hood... slipping and slidding... Squeeking... Grasping for something – ANYthing-- to hold onto.... All the while HE tries to get a better position and practically puts his knee thru the windshield (neverMIND it's your ol' mans car!) ... oh!! and then you look beside you and see WORMS!! WTF is that!!?!? .. NO!!! Not so GLAMOUROUS!!!

- Dude calls in: Never Do it in the BACK YARD... Yeah.. Last Nite... (last nite? i think to myself… it was only 40 some degrees out, if that!!) ... He says…Me and the Wife were in the BACK YARD ... having a bonfire.. and you know, had a couple cocktails, got a little happy ... found the inside of the sleeping bag... and you know.. it was all cool when she was QUIET .. but then it got a LITTLE Out-Of-ConTrol “IFYOUKNOWWHATIMEAN” ... Next thing ya know -- I looked up .. the neighbor lady had come home and she was looking out her kitchen window – staring at us with the phone in her hand!! We were SOOO busted!!! She was not happy. Not a good idea, man. Back Yard… Not a good idea!!

They listed many others.. all that *sound* cool .. or TV make them look lavish....

• Bathroom Stall ... (ok, WHY do ppl want to do it where somebody -- MANY MANY ppl take a crap?!?! P.U.!! where is the romance there, huh??)·
• Car / Truck ... moving ... not sure why we would have sex while driving... but even while the car is STOPPED its all in such a cramped quarters... bruises are bound to happen!!
• Park Bench ... kinda hard (not like a soft bed) ... kinda SMALL ... (not like a regular sized bed) ... risky ... maybe theres where the thrill lies???·
• Bathtub -- too small, not really built for two, water, soap, porceline.. kinda dangerous place to take your endorphines to their high point....
• Shower -- Again .. the whole slippery, soapy scene seems a little dangerous here....
• Jacuzzi -- ever wonder why it says jac-ewwwww-zi??? yuk!!!! and are man parts REALLY expected to work under such conditions -- i mean that water is SCORCHING HOT!!!! you got the opposite of turtle effect going on here...
• Pool / Ocean – sounds fun… ok, I can agree.. but really, water is not a natural lubricant .. trust me on this!!

I don’t know about you … but I think I will always love being romanced in a nice, fluffy, soft BED! :) thats why its called S.E.X... Symphony , Ecstasy, X marks the spot..cuz thats wat u really want huh ;)

PS: Thanks to all the readers for suggesting new ideas and asking us for more raunchy things :)

Tribute

Keeping this months theme alive. I thought of writing this post. This post is a tribute to all those creative writers whose work just gets unnoticed because 99% of the time their creative emails land in our junk/spam email folder.
We at 3pinhole just did a random check on the kind of emails that we get in and also most of our friends inboxs and then we compiled these few amazing subject lines

• Get a Monster inside your pant
• She'll beg to blow you
• Be the WInner you dreamed of
• Lead the Sexual Revolution
• Her mouth wrapped around my sausage
• With 15 times the power, u cant go wrong
• She'll ride u over and over
• Boost your night experience
• Add some extra inches to your popularity
• Grow,Grow and Grow
• Be the winner you dreamed of
• She came so hard she squirted
• When she came it was a downpour

No disparity here, we just didn’t had any girl volunteers. Someone who would let us take a look @ their spam box. Wonder what’s in there!!!! Would have meant nothing though, Just like ours mean nothing :-P

Evolution!!!!

Evolution of a middle class guy!!!!!…Something that puts a smile on my face…Something that never fails to amaze me.

• From “I like this scent” to “I like this perfume or cologne”
• From “I’m going to have a bath” to “I’m gonna hit the shower”
• From Rexona or Cinthol soap bars to Dove/Axe Body wash
• From Red Hill Underwear’s to Jockey Boxers
• From Charlie or Playboy perfume to CK/Davidoff’s
• From Walkmans to iPods
• From Big nostril coffee machines @ marriages to cappuccinos
• From Action shoes to Nike Jordan’s
• From 5star to Snickers
• From Malkit Singh to Metallica
• From Sabzi Mandi to Grocery Shopping
• From Aristocrat to Johnny Walker
• From Aloo tikki to McAaloo
• From Timex watches to Tommy Hilfiger

Men and Porn

Continuing our discussion on the taboo topics, we,this month, present to you the dark side of male psychology. The side which should have been 'accepted' by the society(considering that every male was or IS associated with it) but is still a BIG NO-NO.

Its our association with PORN.

In case you are a Guy you probably would have never thought of the association. Like Why it happened? (Though u will exactly remember as to when and how it happened) Is it right or wrong? and so on...These are the questions which u wont think to urself.Cuz to guys,to us, this is something that nature teaches us. It is something that comes naturally to us, something that we have evolved upon...Just like walking, just like driving a car, Just like riding a bike. We have had our falls(pun intended) but we have learned and we have gone from strength to strength ;).

So why exactly are men so inclined towards porn?

At its most basic level, pornography answers natural human curiosity. Adolescent boys want to know what sex is about, and porn certainly demonstrates the mechanics. Curiosity?!?!?!? And that too only in guys ??? My female friends would surely love to ask me as to what makes guys or boys so curious.


Well first of all the physical changes that happen make us curious. Now these changes happen for both the sexes but unlike girls we dont have anybody who can walk us through that phase. If i have to put it on the table, I would say that Girls are 'taught' as to how to use a sanitary napkin but nobody tells a guy as to what happens to his willy when he gets up in the morning. There you go!!! I said it!!!!! We dont have no friends when it comes to adoloscence.

Another thing that drive boys towards Porn is the stiff competition. Its a world known fact that boys are treated more harshly than their female counterparts .The competition is always a double edged sword. It kills everyone. As a young boy you dont care which school you study in or whats your rank in class. All you want is to do your homework and then go play with your friends, Make dungeons in Sand piles, Tie a thread to a grasshoper or play with the stray dog of your street.

But the society wants us to push the envelope.Always. You top your class, next thing you father will want from you is you to come first in your colony and who knows maybe district or country someday. Its an insatiable hunger. I dont think girls go through the same ordeal.

If you do well in studies, you will probably be sent to some boarding school, away from your childhood friends, away from all the things u love. Away to Loneliness. Even if you are an average kid you will be asked to concentrate on your studies.Your playtime will be cut, your social interaction will be none, except for the family functions or marriages. They will drive you to Loneliness.

So my point here is that boys are driven to use porn through loneliness.Loneliness because of being away from home or Loneliness because of questioning/conditional acceptance.

Like many men, I first saw pornography during puberty. And as ive told you, i still remember those days. The days of going to the local video parlour and asking for a porn movie.It was just what you did. It was cool, naughty and everyone was doing it.Ask a guy and he will tell you how much of planning and effort goes into going to a video parlour and renting a porn movie. Watching a porn movie wasnt less than cracking a puzzle. We,guys, had to tc of lot of permutations and combinations. Back in the day VCR's were considered to a luxury item, not everyone could afford them. so we had to list all the friends who had VCR's. Rule out all those who lived in joint families. Then for the ones living in nuclear families we picked those who had both their parents working.

And if that wasnt enough, our next task normally was to goto a parlour and not only ask for it but also hide that huge bulky cassette somewhere in our pockets or sometimes in our undies.Now different places have different naming conventions. At some places its called "BF"(nick named from Blue Film, i still wonder about the association of color BLUE with a porn movie..maybe it was used to make your BLUES go away...i donno), some called it "masala", some called it pondi, some called it "saamann" , we @ our place called it "kheera"(as cucumber..we have a punju phrase that talks about it..ask me and i will tell you).

It was fun, it was adventure. Its our first tyrst with authority. Its something that WE control. Nobody tells us what to do or how to do. Nobody evaluates our performance. I guess thats the thing guys love about Porn. Its a world where noone challenges your authority. Its a world in which every woman is your willing and grateful servant. I know sounds gross but hey you cant expect more from a 13-14 year old, Can you????

We love it, get hooked on to it, some even get obsessed but it but then we evolve. Cuz we realize that porn is fantasy world. Its a lie. It peddles falsehoods about men, women and human relationships. It teaches us lots of untruths. The primary being that "women are always available". It is something that you have to unlearn and the sooner you do it, the faster will be your transition to reality. But 13 or 30 we all watch it.

I would sum this up by saying that we, men, dont want porn cuz we like or desire the women in the movie. We dont want it cuz we arent getting enough from you. We watch to get it off.

April Showers!!!!!!

Over the past few weeks a lot of Wires have been plugged into 3pinhole.We talked about relationships last month and had people situp and take notice.We intend to do the same this month too.With the arrival of April we will have mercury rising up to a new level and we will try to do the same in our posts too. We promise to give you some electrifying topics. Topics you all known pretty well but dont want to talk about. So enjoy the experience and remember your suggestions and feedbacks will help us improve so do leave your comments.